Meet the coaster your desk job didn’t know it needed.
“Get Fucked.” Polite? No. Therapeutic? Absolutely.

This little square of cork-backed truth is here to absorb coffee drips and the daily microaggressions of corporate life. Passive email? Slack tone weird? Calendar invite at 4:59 PM? Set your mug down. Message received. Nervous system regulated.

It’s glossy, heat-resistant, waterproof, and quietly doing the Lord’s work by protecting your desk while reminding the room that you’ve reached your limit—for today. Perfect for home offices, work desks, nightstands, or anywhere a beverage needs a boundary and a vibe check.

Buy one for yourself as an act of self-care. Buy another for a friend who’s “circling back” one more time away from snapping.

Details (because professionalism still matters):
• Hardboard MDF top with high-gloss finish
• Cork backing to keep things steady (unlike your inbox)
• Rounded corners, easy to clean
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, non-slip
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″