Say it loud, wear it proud. This heavyweight unisex tee isn’t just soft—it’s a statement. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for a lived-in look, it’s thick, structured, and breathable. Perfect for layering, lounging, or subtly reminding everyone around you that yeah… marketing is literally mind control.

The relaxed fit keeps it street-ready while the sturdy construction makes it a go-to for everyday wear. Wear it solo, under a hoodie, or with your favorite jacket—this tee works with almost any outfit while giving off maximum conspiratorial energy.

Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Wear it. Think it. Question everything.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!