Theorist of the Conspiracy Variety – Urban Hoodie

No loud colors. No visual noise. Just clean contrast and a message that speaks for itself. This cream-white Urban Hoodie with black font is for the quiet observers—the ones who read between the lines and don’t need neon to be noticed.

Heavyweight fleece gives it structure without stiffness, while the oversized fit keeps it relaxed and intentional. The smooth, mill-dyed fabric delivers a polished, neutral look that pairs with everything—because the point isn’t chaos, it’s clarity.

This is the hoodie you wear when you’re not trying to convince anyone… but you’re also not playing dumb. Calm. Comfortable. Slightly unsettling to the right people.

Details:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 10 oz./yd² (340 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Two-panel hood, no drawcords
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Cream or white. Black type. Zero distractions.
Stay warm. Stay observant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!