Today I Am a Serious Goose T-Shirt

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a signal.

“Today I Am a Serious Goose” is for marketing managers, business owners, strategists, creatives, and free-thinkers who wake up ready to disrupt systems, question assumptions, and still show up to the meeting looking calm while choosing chaos internally.

The goose is a symbol for those who know: playful doesn’t mean unserious. You can be funny and sharp. Strategic and skeptical. Laid-back and three steps ahead of the algorithm.

Perfect for:

Marketing managers who see through performative KPIs

Entrepreneurs building brands outside the corporate hamster wheel

Conspiracy-minded thinkers who question “official stories” and read between the lines

Creators, analysts, and digital rebels who use humor as camouflage

Anyone who understands marketing is perception, psychology, and narrative control

This shirt quietly says:

I know how messaging works

I don’t buy the script

I’m watching patterns, not headlines

Soft, lightweight, and designed for long workdays, content planning sessions, late-night research rabbit holes, and casual networking where you want your shirt to start the conversation before you do.

Product Details

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Lightweight, breathable fabric for all-day comfort

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk to survive both the wash and existential dread

Side-seamed construction for a clean, modern fit

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Wear it to brainstorm. Wear it to disrupt. Wear it while quietly observing how everyone else is still asleep.

Because today, you are a serious goose. And serious geese don’t follow scripts.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!