This laptop sleeve is for people who don’t just use technology — they think about how it’s used on them.

The Today I Am a Serious Goose design wraps your laptop in equal parts humor, strategy, and quiet resistance. It’s for marketing managers, founders, analysts, creatives, and conspiracy-curious thinkers who understand that laptops are modern-day command centers. Campaigns get built here. Narratives get questioned here. Spreadsheets, signal tracking, research tabs, and late-night “wait… that doesn’t add up” moments all live inside.

This sleeve says:

I work in marketing, but I see the manipulation

I’m a business owner who values signal over noise

I question systems, algorithms, and official explanations

I protect my tools like I protect my thinking

The goose? Not a joke. It’s a metaphor. Calm exterior. Relentless awareness. Strategic chaos when necessary.

Designed for daily carry, travel, coworking spaces, conferences, and cafés where you want to look sharp without looking predictable. The water-, oil-, and heat-resistant neoprene exterior keeps your laptop safe from real-world messes, while the faux fur interior treats your tech like the valuable asset it is.

Product Features

100% neoprene construction for durability and flexibility

Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat

Snug fit that doesn’t bulk up your bag

Soft faux fur interior lining to prevent scratches

Top-loading zippered enclosure with dual sliders

Padded zipper binding for extra protection

Available sizes:

13″ sleeve — 6.49 oz (220 g)

15″ sleeve — 8.8 oz (250 g)

Blank product sourced from China

Perfect for:

Marketing professionals and brand strategists

Entrepreneurs and remote business owners

Digital nomads, analysts, and creators

Free-thinkers with a conspiracy mindset

Anyone who knows humor is the best Trojan horse

Protect your laptop. Protect your ideas.
Today, you’re a serious goose — and your tech should dress accordingly.