This laptop sleeve is for people who don’t just use technology — they think about how it’s used on them.
The Today I Am a Serious Goose design wraps your laptop in equal parts humor, strategy, and quiet resistance. It’s for marketing managers, founders, analysts, creatives, and conspiracy-curious thinkers who understand that laptops are modern-day command centers. Campaigns get built here. Narratives get questioned here. Spreadsheets, signal tracking, research tabs, and late-night “wait… that doesn’t add up” moments all live inside.
This sleeve says:
I work in marketing, but I see the manipulation
I’m a business owner who values signal over noise
I question systems, algorithms, and official explanations
I protect my tools like I protect my thinking
The goose? Not a joke. It’s a metaphor. Calm exterior. Relentless awareness. Strategic chaos when necessary.
Designed for daily carry, travel, coworking spaces, conferences, and cafés where you want to look sharp without looking predictable. The water-, oil-, and heat-resistant neoprene exterior keeps your laptop safe from real-world messes, while the faux fur interior treats your tech like the valuable asset it is.
Product Features
100% neoprene construction for durability and flexibility
Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
Snug fit that doesn’t bulk up your bag
Soft faux fur interior lining to prevent scratches
Top-loading zippered enclosure with dual sliders
Padded zipper binding for extra protection
Available sizes:
13″ sleeve — 6.49 oz (220 g)
15″ sleeve — 8.8 oz (250 g)
Blank product sourced from China
Perfect for:
Marketing professionals and brand strategists
Entrepreneurs and remote business owners
Digital nomads, analysts, and creators
Free-thinkers with a conspiracy mindset
Anyone who knows humor is the best Trojan horse
Protect your laptop. Protect your ideas.
Today, you’re a serious goose — and your tech should dress accordingly.
Today I Am a Serious Goose Laptop Sleeve
$39.00Price

