Today I Am a Serious Goose Tee Shirt for those t-shirt wearing friends who are usually happy, but today they're feeling a certain way about things... 

VALID!  

Not silly.
Not chaotic.
Not mildly unhinged.

Serious. Goose.

This tee is for the days when you’re focused… but still mildly feral.
For the thinkers, the over-analyzers, the strategic honkers.

Wear it when:

You mean business

You’re setting boundaries

You’re entering a room with calm intensity

You’re about to absolutely handle something

Minimal. Deadpan. Slightly threatening in a waterfowl way.

Because sometimes the vibe isn’t playful duck.

It’s serious goose. 🪿

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!